Moustache Mondays: Olympian Staches

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Olympic records.  World records.  Gold medals.  All-around bad-assery.  Potentially pruney fingers and chronic chlorine aroma.  Killer abs.

All of these things, Michael Phelps and Mark Spitz have in common.  Something else they have in common?

Sweet Staches.

Spitz took his iconic Sports Illustrated cover photo rockin’ a classic 70’s stache, and owns the crap out of it.

Big Mike?  When he’s not on the big stage of the Olympics, he’s been known to rock what I like to call, ‘The Fu’.  Short for ‘Fu Man Chu’.

The legitimacy of this look’s qualifications as a moustache has been debated.  However, I dub it a stache since there’s no real chin action going on: just an extension of the stache down to the jawline.  Killer.

We at Arbitrage tip our hats to you, great champions of both the moustache and the pool.  And to you, Arbitrage men – champions and gentlemen of your respective pools.  We salute you.

Have questions?  Want to share your sweet stache?  Want an awesome deal on your Movember cuff links? Email us at fitexperts@arbitrage.com.